I'm not British!

It's funny how the world works. How you can be talking to a stranger one minute, then the next you're helping that stranger bring your friend down the stairs on a stretcher.

So, gather 'round kiddies, it's story time.
Last night, before drawing class, I went and sat outside because the less time spent with Madme Maxine, the best. [Be tee dubs; Madame Maxine is Professor Bruzenak my Drawing I teacher who happens to look like the Headmistress from Beauxbaxons Academy in Harry Potter...I know, I'm lame.] So, I'm sitting at the smokers table in the freezing cold, eating my cosmo brownie and drinking my Blue Madness Naked juice and this guy comes a sits down and we start talking. He lit up a cigeratte, I told him he was going to die. He started laughing and said, "Well, if you see an Ambulance come here, you know they're coming for me." [IRONY is a bitch.] So, he's like mind if I walk you to class and I'm like, yeah sure-- let's do it. So, we find out his class is right next door to mine, so we part ways and I go sit down at my Easel and wait for Chloe and Ben to show up. Well, Ben texted me and was like- "Stuck at O-house, stupid bus driver made me get off the bus." So I told Madame Maxine and she was okay with it, then she started taking roll. Well, Chloe texted me from right next to me and was like, "It is bad when you're sitting and get dizzy?" And I was like um, yeah. So, the class goes on and Chloe told Madame Maxine she wasn't feeling well so she let Chloe sit out on the critique. So, we all go sit by our projects and blah, blah, blah. Then Chole stands up to go get water, takes two steps, passes out and falls flat on her face. So-- Madame Maxine runs over to her and is like, "Oh...wow...well-- no one touch her." Then runs out of the room...so everyone is standing around starring at her, and I break into survival mode, haha.
I tell everyone to back up, and start giving orders. I told everyone to get everything out from around her because there needs to be room for the EMT's, then I told them to clear a path from the door to her. I rolled her over on her back, asked for someone to give me their sweatshirt to put under her head to lift her neck. Got someone to lift her feet to help circulate the blood, around this time she started to come back to. So, I started asking her questions so she wouldn't fall asleep. I got someone to get a wet towel to put on her head. [Everyone was making jokes like, "I know who I want to be around if I pass out!"] So... I start asking her if shes allergic to anything, if she has insurance, what her social is, and other related things that EMT's usually ask. So, I call her Mom, get all the policy info, tell her what happened, get everything straight with her then start asking Chloe what hurts. I started with her feet and moved up to her head. She wasn't studdering or anything speech wise. Madme Maxine eventually runs back into the room, and is like, "The Ambulance is on the way... Oh, looks like you've got everything handled..." Then walks out to talk to the other professors about how no one knows the proceedure of what to do if that happens... UGH, I feel safe.
I keep Chloe talking and laughing and get her a jacket because she said she was cold and her fingertips were freezing, so I told her to start moving her fingers and to keep wiggling them to keep the blood flowing through there and I told her if she could keep moving she wouldn't have to talk. So, she did that.
A few minutes later, a SCAD Security Lady came in and started asking me questions about her, about this time, the EMT's showed up so I met them downstairs and as we were running up I was telling them everything that happened, and what condition she was in. The were shocked that I knew so much. Because I am THAT good.
So, they get in- do the blood sugar and blah, blah, blah. Then go get a strecher and board to lay her on. They get her all strapped in and realize there isn't an elevator...so it was, Me, the two EMT's, and the boy I met earlier carrying her in a strecher down the stairs. I look over at him and say, "Must be your lucky day, God missed." He just smiled.
So, they put her in the Ambulance and I went with because I had all her info and such...and I got out of class for free. Plus her mom told me to.
So I called/texted everyone that needed to be informed. Her boyfriend, her roomate, and Ben. haha. He's important. He started freaking out.

Well, to make a long story short, they checked her out, did a cat scan, gave her morphine and headache meds then told her to go home.
I missed the GREEK season finale for her... Lamesauce.
But, apparently I'm amazing and didn't know it.

Then today, this morning...I did my 2D Design project that I worked hella hard on and my teacher said I did really well...which made me happy. Then at break, Everyone was like, "Lynsey- your's was so good. I really enjoyed it. Everyone else's was boring but you explained your stuff and made it funny and kept me awake."
YAY.
Hopefully I get an A on this because I really, really need it in this class...REALLY.
This project is 15% of my grade.

Anywho, we have 7 things due on Monday for this class.
GAHHHH!

But it's okay- I can do it.
Tomorrow my drawing is due in Drawing class.
Also, I have an In class essay for Fehrenheit 451 so tonight I will be spark noting the book to refresh my memory.

EXCITEMENT.
Peace, love, and "My butt is falling asleep...get me off this board!"